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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 - 09:00 AM

The Tattoo Artist

The Tattoo Artist
Tattoo Artist:
In a back street joint, you might find a magical character, known as a tattoo artist.
He,ll come in many sizes shapes and nationalities, fat, thin, and miscellaneous.
He has a professors know how, with black ink under his nails.
Beauty, with a tailored ink splattered white shirt.
And the hopes of all artisans, with your arm in his blood stained hands.
He can be found or caught, sometimes, on top of, slideing from, creeping past, or disrobing anything female, semi-nude, or alcoholic.
He likes beer by the gallon, cigarettes, naked virgin flesh, preferably female, tattooed hooligans, his bed, and fistfull of dollars.
He does not give a shit for credit, kid soldiers, non tippers, or his own cigarettes.....
No one is so slow to get up, or yet so quick to make a buck.
When the authorites object, he protests, with his only weapon, bullshit.
When your nervious, he is an inconsiderate, sadistic, smilin bastard.
When your an x-con tough guy, covered in shoe polish tattoos, he just sits there like a prick, sneers and adds ten per cent.
He is a dead certain cure for the clapp, the entire criminal law, the sickest of jokes, and the medical properties of the crapp he has just slopped on your arm.
Under his table he has cramed a dead battery, filthy sex mag, half quart of wine, someones diamond watch and a 45.
A jar full of pain killers for two bucks a pop, a stack of porn photos, an empty wallet, a picture of some king with a tattoo, and one of the local rat-bag with her tit tattooed.
The sailors love him, mothers hate him, his wife just puts up with him, the neighbors ignore him, and his bullshit protects him.
You can be an artist, dreaming of being just like him, but he,ll baffle you with science tales of poverty, produce his club certificates, and have you heading for the welfare office after smokeing your last cigarette.
He,ll tattoo your gal, the mayors daughter, a queers posterior, or your grandmas sagging tits.
He,ll smoke your last cigarette, take your last buck, drink your beer, then expect a tip.
All with a smile on his ink stained face, he,ll take all your possessions, your money and your sweetheart for his works of art, but no credit.
He,s your pal, confidant, champ of the lost and luckless, a hard drinkin conniving opponent of the back alley scratcher.
But when you crawl into his shop the day after a piss up, and being beat up, threw up on and hen pecked, with your hopes of the future laying shattered and in ruin, he,ll fix all your problems just like new with his latest design and a few words, Hey sailor, set down, relax, pass them cigarettes!
A man alone a poor mans rembrandt.
The Tattoo Artist.
Jerry

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SAILOR JERRY SWALLOW

JERRY SWALLOW TATTOOING SINCE 1960, PARTNER WITH THE LATE CHARLES SNOW AND PROFESSOR FRED BALDWIN, AND SEVERAL OTHER CLASSIC OL TIMERS, AND SOME SUPER OTHER TATTOOERS, AND OF COURSE SOME REAL FRIGGIN NUTS..

jerry swallow

Location: north bay, Ontario, Canada

Sex: Male

Age: 71

Marital Status: Single

Job: TRADITIONAL TATTOOING THATS IT!
http://www.myspace.com/jerryswallow

Sign: Gemini

I joined Tattoodles because: I LOVE TO LOOK AT FLASH! SEE HOW MUCH THE TATTOO WORLD CHANGED IN 50 YRS..

Body type: DEAR MR. CHARLES ATLAS, I FINISHED YOUR COURSE ON HOW TO BE BIG AND STRONG, PLEASE SEND ME MY MUSCLES.

My tattoos: TONS OF OLD STUFF, AND A GREAT OLD HUCK SPAULDING TATTOO ON MY LEG..THAT STILL LOOKS LIKE ITS NEW

My tattoo wishlist: Haveing a shop with Krooked Ken...

My body mods: Feel like what, ozzy osbourne looks like

Fave bands: NONE! but l do fancy the old blues singers!!!!!!!

Fave flicks: MAN ON FIRE! Denzl Washington! Band of Brothers,

Fave TV: CNN

Fave books: NONE

Fave foods: ANYTHING!

Member since: Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:31 pm

Vices: CIGARETTES!!!

Current crush: My Hand in the car door

Most embarrassing moment: Tattooing a real super tattoo artist at a tattoo convention last year, my last needle and tube, l was doin a swallow on this guy and my tube fell apart, from the grip down, so l had about 2 inches of steel tube and about 4 inch of bar and needle wobbling around, so l jusdt kept tattooin, the kid,s eyes popped out, and every one had a friggin camera so there was lotz a pics taken, l did finish the tattoo...old timer style, you just improvise and keep goin..

Favorite quote: if you dont want a tattoo, fuck off..

What makes me frisky: smokein too much, and people askin me to tell them about the old days

My favorite poison: coffee, tea, pepsi..........

My favorite hangout: my shop..

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